What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 20:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

Next, they tried...

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

My cantankerous beagle is very badly behaved at the dog park and always starts barking at the other dogs. Would pepper spray be an effective method to correct his inappropriate behavior?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

No go.

I’m a man. Why do I always fantasize about men’s cock? I don’t want a relationship with the man, I just want to suck his cock.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

Then came..

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Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

Are infrared sauna blankets safe to use at home?

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Still no good.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Do older women know what they want?

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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